-: The problems with GIRLS :-

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u (very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her, she says ! u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS. If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Words to remember for a while

BOYS are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that
are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy to get.So the apples at the
top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are
amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient find the right
girl. The one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come
someday...