-: Marketing concepts :-

A professor of Marketing was explaining marketing
concepts:
      
       1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
      
       2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's
very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.
      
       3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get
her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very
rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.
      
       4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open
the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -
That's Public Relations
      
       5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you
and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand
Recognition.
     
       6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.
      
       7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. -
That's demand and supply gap.
      
       8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich.
Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating
into your market share.
      
       9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
before you say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's
restriction for entering new markets.