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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

-: Acronyms for IT Industries :-

NIIT: Not Interested in IT

WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds

IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible

CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

BFL: Brainwash First and Let them go

DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lackluster

ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees

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