-: Something About Wives :-

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

-Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied," In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied,
"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months -
I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied,
"I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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