-: Time to Laugh :-

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

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Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show! that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died

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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

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-: Mechanical Implementation of Technical Term :-

-: Understand Your Password :-

-: Acronyms for IT Industries :-

NIIT: Not Interested in IT

WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds

IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible

CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

BFL: Brainwash First and Let them go

DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lackluster

ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees

-: TEN Important Letters :-

The most selfish one letter word....

"I"

Avoid it.

The most satisfying two letter word ....

"WE"

Use it.

The most poisonous three-letter word....

"EGO"

Kill it.

The most used four-letter word....

"LOVE"

Value it.

The most pleasing five-letter word....

"SMILE"

Keep it.

The fastest spreading six-letter word....

"RUMOUR"

Ignore it.

The hardest working seven-letter word....

"SUCCESS"

Achieve it.

The most enviable eight-letter word....

"JEALOUSY"

Distance it.

The most powerful nine-letter word....

"KNOWLEDGE"

Acquire it.

The most essential ten-letter word....

"CONFIDENCE"

Trust it.

-: GOOGLE in 2084 :-

-: To My Friends :-

-: New Gadgets in Market :-

Laptop



Hands Free Cell Phone

-: Unknown Feeling :-

I Love Walking In Rain Because Nobody Can See Me CRYING

श्री रबिन्द्रनाथ टैगोर की कविताएँ

On 9/21/05, Pradeep Makineni <makineni.pradeep@gmail.com> wrote:

नहीं माँगता प्रभु विपत्ति से मुझे बचाओ त्राण करो,
विपदा में निर्भीक रहूँ मैं इतना हे भगवान करो ।
नहों माँगता दुख हटाओ, व्यथित ह्रदय का ताप मिटाओ,
दुखों को मैं आप जीत लूँ ऐसी शक्ति प्रदान करो
विपदा में निर्भीक रहूँ मैं इतना हे भगवान करो ।
कोई जब ना मदद को आए मेरी हिम्मत टूट ना जाए
जग जब धोखे पे धोखा दे और चोट पर चोट लगाए
अपने मन में हार न मानूँ ऐसा नाथ विधान करो ।
विपदा में निर्भीक रहूँ मैं इतना हे भगवान करो ।
नहीं माँगता हूँ प्रभु मेरी जीवन नैय्या पार करो
पार उतर जाऊँ अपने बल इतना हे करतार करो ।
नहीं माँगता हाथ बटाओ मेरे सिर का बोझ घटाओ
आप बोझ अपना सँभाल लूँ ऐसा बल सँचार करो ।
विपदा में निर्भीक रहूँ मैं इतना हे करतार करो ।
सुख के दिन मैं शीश नवा कर तुम को आराधूँ करूणाकर,
और विपत्ति के अंधकार में जगत हँसे जब मुझे रुला कर
तुम पर करने लगूँ न संशय यह विनति स्वीकार करो,
विपदा में निर्भीक रहूँ मैं इतना हे करतार करो ।

--
From
Makineni Pradeep
(MTech CSE)
National Institute of Technology, Suratkal.

-: Seven Story Airplane :-

-: Know your Birthstone :-

-: In Love :-

-: Today's Quote :-

-: I am Confused :-

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ???

13. If working hours are me! ant for working, then why are you reading this???

-: Man behind Death of 670 Soldiers :-

-: What is GOOGLE? :-

"Googol" is the mathematical term for a 1 followed by 100 zeros. The term was coined by Milton Sirotta, nephew of American mathematician Edward Kasner, and was popularized in the book, "Mathematics and the Imagination" by Kasner and James Newman. Google's play on the term reflects the company's mission to organize the immense amount of information available on the web.

-: Tounge Twister ( Try to Read, IF YOU CAN) :-

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Peter bought a butter,
The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter Bought A better butter,
To make the bitter butter better.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Which witch wished which wicked wish?

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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Betty Botter had some butter,
But, she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

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A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

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A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

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Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.

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-: Joke of the Day :-

Once Banta and Santa tired with the mobile communication and decided to use the conventional method of communication. That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon. When the pigeon reaches to Banta it is without message. Banta picked his mobile and asked Santa what is this joke? The pigeon is without message.
Then Santa said : Banta that was a missed call.

-: Stupid Techonolgy :-

Finger Graft

NexGen 3D Keyboard

Bored with flat desktop keyboards. Use 3D cuboidal Keyboard. WOW

Digital Cyborg Hammer.

With unbreakable & high density Lens Technology this hammer also counts nails its drills plus fingers. CAREFUL.

MotoVac-Cleaner.

Vaccum Cleaner for Real Men.

SpaX Sticky Tape.

Somebody uses ur lucky sticking tape, now they wont. Gr8.

Pic Auto Eraser-o-matic

Erase with awesome RPM meter, control the speed of eraser, angle. AWESOME.

-: Life is Like a SONG :-

-: Definition of HEAVEN and HELL :-

-: Cheated by Girlfriend :-

-: SOMEONE :-

* Somebody is very proud of you.
* Somebody is thinking of you.
* Somebody is caring about you.
* Somebody misses you.
* Somebody wants to talk to you.
* Somebody wants to be with you.
* Somebody hopes you are not in trouble.
* Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
* Somebody wants to hold your hand.
* Somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
* Somebody wants you to be happy.
* Somebody wants you to find him / her.
* Somebody wants to give you a gift.
* Somebody wants to hug you.
* Somebody thinks you are a gift.
* Somebody admires your strength.
* Somebody wants to protect you.
* Somebody can't wait to see you.
* Somebody loves you for who you are.
* Somebody treasures your spirit.
* Somebody is glad that you are their friend.
* Somebody wants to get to know you better.
* Somebody wants to be near you.
* Somebody wants you to know they are there for you.
* Somebody would do anything for you.
* Somebody wants to share their dreams with you.
* Somebody is alive because of you.
* Somebody needs your support.
* Somebody will cry when they read this.
* Somebody needs you to have faith in them.
* Somebody trusts you.
* Somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.

Don't cry because it is over - smile because it happened . . .

-: One Love :-

One glance from you makes my heart sing,
One glance from you, and I fly without a wing..

One look from you, and I want to be in your arms,
You've held me captive, with your magic and charms..

One breath of yours, as fragrant as a rose,
Has scented my body, I feel you whenever my eyes close..

One touch of yours sets my body ablaze,
It melts me to the core, and my heart begins to race..

One tear from your eye, makes my soul cry,
My heart begins to ache, to wipe your tears dry..

One smile of yours, makes my heart dance,
All of the day through, I keep waiting for your glance..

One love from you, ensures me that you care,
One love is all we need sweetheart, and one love is what we share . .

-: Sotware Error :-

-: Miss Smile Contest :-

-: Something About Wives :-

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

-Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied," In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied,
"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months -
I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied,
"I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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-: INDIAN map in 1882 :-

-: When I Touch You :-

When I think of you...
Even the dried flowers become....
....more fragrant ??
Even the wild storm become.....
.....tiny pat on me??

When I dream of you......
The sharpen stones on my ways...
.....become shining sands..
The broken pieces of my mind...
.....become glittering stars....
The tiny hut of mine become......
......glazing shrines...

When I touch you......
The shining dimples in your cheek
.....become golden clues...
The greedy rosy lips become
......shivering peg of wines...
And I can't!!!, I can't tell you more
...... and more, I want to keep....
Those very close to my mind..

-: Words Of Wisdom :-

If you plant honesty, You will reap trust
If you plant goodness, You will reap friends
If you plant humility, You will reap greatness
If you plant perseverance, You will reap victory
If you plant consideration, You will reap harmony
If you plant hard work, You will reap success
If you plant forgiveness, You will reap reconciliation
If you plant openness, You will reap intimacy
If you plant patience, You will reap improvements
If you plant faith, You will reap miracles

But…….

If you plant dishonesty, You will reap distrust.
If you plant selfishness, You will reap loneliness
If you plant pride, You will reap destruction
If you plant envy, You will reap trouble
If you plant laziness, You will reap stagnation.
If you plant bitterness, You will reap isolation
If you plant greed, You will reap loss
If you plant gossip, You will reap enemies
If you plant worries, You will reap wrinkles
If you plant sin, You will reap guilt

-: Terror from the Earth :-

I got shoked after listening about the earthquake at 9:45 at the common room on TV while one of my friend was changing channel. They were telling that it is near delhi region like chandigarh, punjab, J &K and Islamabad. As soon as i listen this first line, i made a call to my home(Ghaziabad near delhi) I was too much tensed while it was rining, i got relexed when my brother picked the phone and told "they all are fine." Then i came back to TV and listen the news carefully.. this is how drastic it was:

The earthquake, with a magnitude of 7.6, struck at 0350 GMT and was centred about 95 km (60 miles) northeast of Islamabad, the capital of Pakistan, near the mountainous, heavily militarised frontier separating Indian and Pakistani Kashmir. It killed approximately 30000+ people till i wrote this.
An aerial view of a building collapse in Islamabad, Pakistan. Two blocks of an upmarket 19-storey building came tumbling down like a pack of cards in the earthquake measuring 7.6 on the Richter Scale which hit Pakistan, Jammu and Kashmir, and parts of North India on October 8.


Pakistani rescue workers and policemen at the debris of a multi-storey building in Lahore that collapsed in the earthquake on Saturday.

History of Major Earthquakes :::

May it will not happen again....

-: My Photos :-

In front of JOG FALL

-: An Emotional Story :-

It was a sports stadium. Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event. * Ready! * Steady! * Bang!!! With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running. Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying. When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down. One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'. All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post. Officials were shocked. Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even!

YES. This happened in Hyderabad [INDIA], recently ! The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health. All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children. Yes, they were mentally retarded. What did they teach this world?

Teamwork ?
Humanity ??
Equality among all ???

-: Definition of FRIEND :-

Friend is :
F - Fire of Confidence
R - River of Affection
I - Idea of Life
E - End of Sorrow
N - Name of Trust
D - Depth of Heart

-: Pledge of BOYS :-

India is my Nation,
Girls are my Destination,
Dating is my Occupation,
Flirting is my Profession and,
What the hell is this Education.

-: TRUE FRIENDSHIP :-

-: Secret to be Happy :-

To be happy with a man:
you must understand him a lot,
and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman:
you must love her a lot,
and not try to understand her at all.

-: Who Keeps You ...... :-

Happiness keeps You Sweet,

Trials keep You Strong,

Sorrows keep You Human,

Failures keep You Humble,

Success keeps You Glowing,

But Only God keeps You Going!

-: The Beauty Of Friendship :-

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Friendship is a Priceless Gift,

It cannot be bought or sold;

But its value is far greater,

Than a mountain made of Gold.

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For gold is cold and lifeless,

It can neither see nor hear;

And in the time of trouble,

It is powerless to cheer.

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It has no ears to listen,

Nor heart to understand.

It cannot bring you comfort,

Or reach out a helping hand.

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So when you ask God for a gift,

Be thankful if He sends ...

Not diamonds, pearls or riches,

But the Love of Real True Friends.

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